Seder, Horseraddish, Candles

This week we are in VBS mode. We are going full speed with Group's Jerusalem Market Place. One of the things that we have expreienced was a Seder. From the photos you can see that I did not like the Horseraddish. During the Seder, my daughter whom I love, Remington was able to correct me and guide me. Yes, an eight yr. old was able to remind her pastor-father of things that he had fogotten about. She reminded me that I had forgotten in the beginning to have a woman light the candle. "Not only a woman," but she went on to tell everyone that she "was not to have had any children and needed to cover her head and she was to bring the light to the World like Mary brought Jesus, who is the light to the World." I was proud, but I must admit she did not learn that from me. No, she learned that from Amy Downey of Tzedakah Ministries. She must be soaking up everything that Amy teaches her, becuase I got the feeling my little girl thought there were some other points that I forgot. Oh you may may wnat ot ck out Amy's blog too -Mystery solved with Messiah Jesus

twitter by David

I don't twitter.. i don't think every bowel movement needs to be a of notice for everyone. some people go to far. some people do a great job. but some people share o mushc personal infomation. for now i will not twitter, but i might some day.

Perry Noble posted this. It is great. i though i would share.

What If David Would Have Twittered?

By Perry Noble

Continuing my thoughts about twittering…I think it would have been interesting if David would have had access to this…we might have seen something like this…

• Got a visit from Samuel today, he poured some oil on my head and called me a king! Really?
• Going to visit my brothers tomorrow–they are fighting on the front lines.
• Uh…my brothers are actually not fighting…they’re messing their drawers!
• Going to fight Goliath!
• Killed him, going to carry around his head for awhile.
• Wow…love my new role as a general…the people are making up cool songs about me.
• Uh…thinking that maybe Saul isn’t liking my role so much…and the songs people are singing seem to make him angry. Saul just threw a spear at me - he’s definitely angry
  Hiding out in a cave, around 400 people showed up when they found out I was here–looks like I have a church!
• Saul won’t quite chasing me! I wish someone would do something about this.
• God killed him–Saul won’t be chasing me anymore.
• Looks like the people want me to be king.
• Going to take Jerusalem…the enemy said it could not be done. Glad my life is not controlled by what the enemy says.
• Took my clothes off and danced today…what fun!
• Loving life in the palace!
• Bathsheba is looking hot today…might give her a call.
• Bathsheba is going to come by tonight so we can chat.
• Uh oh–we did more than chat…hopefully that’s the end of that though.
• Just got a text from Bathsheba–she’s pregnant–not good.
• Going to ask Uriah to come home…he will go sleep with her…problem solved.
• Dang it–he’s godly…going to have to kill him.
• Nathan is coming by to see me today–I love that guy.
• Not liking Nathan so much right now! But…he’s right.
  I understand God’s grace right now!
• Going to build a temple for God–woo hoo!
• Strike that–God doesn’t want me to build the temple–just raise the money for it.
• Going to announce that Solomon is to be the next King…I sure hope he is wise!Those are probably just a few of the things he might have said. :-)

Pants Gymnastics

Who was it that said we all put our pants on one leg at a time just like the next guy was never next to these guys. Enjoy!

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a must see

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feel free to sing along

English Pt 2 (by Phil Baker)

Phil is killing me with his subtle yet hilarious observation of the language we speak.

English Pt 2 (by Phil Baker)

We take English for granted.But if we explore its paradoxes,We find that quicksand can work slowly,Boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea, nor is it a pig.And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing,Grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends,But not one amend?If you have a bunch of odds and ends And get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?If teachers taught,Why didn't preachers praught?If a vegetarian eats vegetables,What does a humanitarian eat?

English by Phil Baker

On English Pt 1. (by Phil Baker)

Well begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;But the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.If the plural of man is always called men,Why shouldnt the plural of pan be called pen?If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,Why shouldnt the plural of booth be called beeth?Then one may be that, and three would be those,Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.We speak of a brother and also of brethren,But though we say mother, we never say methren.Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,But imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.Via

Has it come down to this?

May be it has. In some areas this might be a good idea? In others it is a target on your back -think Islamic areas. I guess this makes it easier for the visiting pastor to keep from being confused for a mormon missionary and a Jehovah's Witnesss

or is it the honor of Greyskull?

1 Chronicles 7:24 His daughter was Sheerah, who built Lower and Upper Beth Horon as well as Uzzen Sheerah.

By the Power of Greyskull???

1 Chronicles 6:33 Here are the men who served, together with their sons: From the Kohathites: Heman, the musician, the son of Joel, the son of Samuel,

I guess this is me?

just watch

Its beginning to look a lot like Easter

Okay, I know what you are thinking. I also realize that Christmas and New Year's are still around the corner, but I have Easter on the brain.

I don't want to let the cat to far out of the bag (because she have sharp claws), but an airplane is involved.

And now that i think about it maybe a drag strip.

Hmmm...... I wonder.

Stay tuned.

a little heritical fun

biblefight



finally Eve gets a chance to redeem herself and whip up on Satan.

Pay the Fee

I am typing my sermon for tomorrow knowing fully well that i will abandon them at some point and just get "real and honest." so as I am typeing a group called "Fee" comes on that is just rock'n and i felt that i needed to let you know.

Rock on in the Name of Jesus,

Chris <><

a multitude of toppings for your worship

Ben is planting a Church in Reston, Georgia and boy is he having fun. NOt only is one of those guys you need to keep up with, but he is definitely in the mix - not hiding from culture behind a cardboard church wall as you will read

Pizza Apologetics


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• Yesterday, I met a fitness trainer who looked like he could bench press my car. He asked about my iPhone, but then noticed my Bible and started talking about his Muslim father and Catholic mother. Said he was neither. He used pizza to describe his religious views...
  "Your god may be pepperoni; mine might be sausage; someone else's, the tomatoes. But we're all mixed together on the same pizza and baked together. We're all eating the same pie."
  Besides getting a little hungry, I was scrambling mentally to keep up with all the inconsistencies. People are so quick to philosophize about spirituality because it keeps God away from our hearts where he can convict us. So we reduce him to a pizza.

I wonder what the diffrent kinds of crust mean to him in regards to spirituality? hand tossed, deep dish, craker crustm, stuffed crust, thin crust ... and the list goes on

one more past

i seem never to post any more, well we have dsl now. now more dial up, yea!! so now i can watch funny things like this and re-post it